Day 73 How to Answer Questions on "The Belly Button"

Warning... DO NOT GOOGLE "BELLY BUTTON"
I HAVE WARNED YOU

Had a funny morning with Cassidy

We were having a snuggle in bed before school and our cat, Skye, was suckling at the collar of Cassidy's P.J top (Skye is 16 years old but still thinks she is a kitten).  Cassidy asked what she was doing and this led into an bombardment of questions.

Cassidy: "Why is she doing that Mummy?"
Mum: "Well, she thinks you are her Mummy" 
Cassidy: "How can she think that, I'm not a Cat"
Mum: "No, but she loves you and wishes you were her Mummy"
Cassidy: "But what is she doing?"
Mum: "Looking for Milk"

Cassidy Laughs out loud

Cassidy: "Where from?"
Mum: "Your Bobbies"
Cassidy: "Don't be silly", why would there be milk in there?
Mum:  Well, when you get pregnant your boobs make Milk"
Cassidy: "How?"
Mum: "It is all very clever"
Cassidy:  "How many babies did Skye have?"
Mum: "Five"
Cassidy: "Why didn't you keep them all?"
Mum: "Well, Five kitten's would have been too many cats so I decided to keep the runt of the litter - Pumpkin".
Cassidy:  "What does 'Runt' mean Mummy"?
Mum:  "Well, it is the kitten that is a bit stupid, the weakest one in the litter, strange, chubby and Ginger and has a crocked tail!"
Cassidy:  "Is that why you kept Luke?"

Mum: Laughs out loud and almost falls out of bed.

N.B This has NOT been proof read by Luke before publishing!

Followed by


Mum:  "Cass, Do you know why we have a belly button?"
Cassidy:  "Yes, of course I do"
Mum:  "Why then?"
Cassidy:  "To keep our boggies in!!!"
Mum:  "Well...." I sighed .
Cassidy: "Or, wax, and it is also used so that you can blow raspberries into it."
Mum: "Actually,  did you know that I used to feed you through your belly button."
Cassidy: Laughing out loud.... "WHAT.... With a spoon?"


Later in the afternoon, whilst Cassidy was at a friends, Savannah (whilst in Massimo) devised a game - 'Tell me something I don't know about you!', so, taking it in turns I am not sure who was most shocked, Savannah, myself or Luke who was overhearing!  However, Luke apparently likes older women and has a secret drawer with play toys...

Found this amazing clip.... copy and paste into URL and enjoy  - love you all and Goodnight xxx

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