Monday 26 March 2012

Day 33 - The Shewee Extreme

So... sometimes I don't answer my phone, this gets me into all sorts of trouble with my friends and family- this is a typical day and the reason why..

Up early, with the loud sound of Monika singing "Jingle Bells" , made pack lunches, Cass dressed and ready for school, walked to West Lodge, back through Pinner to the Gym.

Did class at 9.30am, this time, due to "the head of the Gevell household" not being impressed with me lifting weights, I attended the class but used very light yellow weights that were the equivalent of two small Mars Bars!

Great class and followed by Zumba!  I thought I had rhythm before this but clearly NO.... both Rachel and I stood at the back of the class not really knowing what we were letting ourselves in for.  I had done 20 minutes on the Wii with Monika but that was really just sliding around on the rug in stitches!  This was totally different, I felt like Steve Martin in "The Jerk", where he had absolutely no sense of rhythm whatsoever.. they went forwards, I went backwards, the hips wiggled one way, mine just didn't wiggle at all, it was nearby impossible and if I was going to be damaged by anything, then this was more likely to be it!

Enough already.... had to meet up with lovely Gilly so excused myself after about 10 minutes... well that was my excuse.

Walked to Massimo (now Luis, if you search for Massimo in my blog you will most definitely find it on every page) met up with Gill for a quick coffee and a tiny tiny tiny cake that was so small that it was almost insignificant! However, I did eat Gill's too...

Home to trim up Rachel's hair for her then to collect Cassidy & Rosie from school to take her to the Harrow Art Centre where she had been chosen along with just a handful of classmates to take part in a Showcase Dance.  Then home, mad dash housework then back to collect her at 3pm.  Sorted out the evening logistics  sorted dinner, sorted kids,  shower, change and off to work till 11pm.... arh... work... rest!!!!

Printed flyer's about Charity Event, enough to throw out of a small aeroplane (noticed when I got home that I had forgotten the date!!! - arh well, any date would do... must re-print!).

When work quietened down a little I managed to have a little look on the internet for some hiking gear, that was a laugh.. I think I am going to get these...

Head Torch Fully Adjustable for Camping, Hiking or DIY
It will help when all the others are way up ahead of me having their tea whilst I am climbing up the wall in the dark way behind! I think they are fab!  With this and the water bag and of course the "she wee" so that I don't actually need to leave the wall at all!  I am going to really look the part?  I think I might get matching pink walking boots and pink walking sticks too.....
I wish they had pink ones of these!

Shewee Extreme
Mum, you know you want one!
 This one is the Shewee EXTREME!!!  This actually worries me a little, what on earth do you do with the pipe!!!??? and, is the wee supposed to go into that tiny pink pot? Answers welcome.  Maybe the longer length outlet pipe is so that you can aim it off the Wall!!!  Do you think that it is bright bright pink so that EVERYONE can see you wee?  I am also quite impressed that it is reusable, it would be a bummer if you had to throw it away after one pee!

Product Features

  • Includes a Shewee and a longer length outlet pipe
  • Includes a specially designed pink case for easy storage
  • Reusable
  • Bright Pink Shewee
  • Extension Pipe
  • Weight: 100g
  • Dimensions: 190mm x 35mm x 65mm
  • Material: Polypropylene (recyclable)



2 comments:

  1. I think you may find that the Shewee is favoured by women who prefer to use Gents loos and who need, therefore, to wee standing up...

    Don't ask me how I know!

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  2. Then surely it should have been called the shehe! he he he xxx

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